Freelance Portfolio

I’ve published many freelance pieces in newspapers, magazines, and online and I’ve included some of them here. They range from first-person essays to travel pieces to more journalistic subjects. Print samples of these and many other published pieces are available. (And I own all the reprint rights, should you publishers be hunting for piquant content.)

On the Road (or the Road’s on Me)

You meet the nicest people hitchhiking. Except for the ones with guns, or the ones on acid, or the ones driving a stolen truck at insane speeds over the mountains. Hey, I still have my thumbs. Published in the April 2014 on Medium.

Big Man in Tiny Houses

A profile of Jay Shafer, a leader in the Small House movement and a designer of small, efficient and beautiful homes. Published in the Spring 2014 edition of The American Scholar magazine.

Anatomy of a Writer

A frolicsome look at the sum of a writer’s parts, head to toe. Published by the fine folks at WriterUnboxed in March 2014.

My Medium Collection

A sheaf of short essays, on subjects like shoplifting, Mark Twain tattoos, naked landlord tormenting and the like. Published on Medium.

Villa Vacations

Despite being more of a peanut-butter sandwich (or peanut-butter cup) kind of guy, once in a while, by hook or by crook, I get to live a bit of the luxe life. Thus this piece on what it’s like to take a vacation in a luxury villa. Published in the Spring 2014 edition of The Glenlivet’s Cask app.

The Book-Promotion Balloon: Where’s the Helium?

The trials (and thin results) of promoting your book without appearing to be a self-obsessed asshat sleaze ball, housed at the wonderfully writerly home of WriterUnboxed.

Winding Down

A profile of an aged clockmaker and his craft, the appreciation for which is fading in our digital age. Published in February 2014 in The Magazine on Medium.

The Classiest Car Haulers Come in Silver

A detailed look at an amazing transformation of a vintage Airstream into a hauler and showroom for luxury vehicles. Published in the Winter 2014 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

A Small Collective with Big Ideals

A vintage Airstream criss-crossing the country selling curated artworks and an idealistic mobile philosophy: The Small Room Collective. Published in the Winter 2014 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Pinnacles National Park Conjures Volcanic Magic

Travel piece on the amazements (and they are there in multiples) of Pinnacles National Park. Includes where to eat and stay (but in the park, you must walk and gawk). Published in January 2014 in the Sunday edition of the Los Angeles Times.

Driving Blind in Micronesia

Runner-up in the inaugural See Something travel writing contest. An account of gravitating toward—and then running away from—a first-hand account of locating and testing the narcotic drink sakau on a little Micronesian island. Published in January 2014 on See Something.

Biscuits, Booze and Bodies: 36 Hours in the Florida Keys

The Florida Keys can seem like a place in a different country, in the best of ways. Here’s an account of a quick jaunt over (and in) the waters. Published in January 2014 on Dave’s Travel Corner.

Big Time

The ongoing (and extraordinary) story of the building of a giant clock—courtesy of the Long Now Foundation—intended to keep time for 10,000 years. Published in the Winter 2013 edition of The American Scholar magazine.

The Charms of Fort Bragg

Travel piece on the the good things going on in Fort Bragg, CA—good grub, good crib, good shrubs, good waves. Good stuff. Published in October 2013 in the Sunday edition of the Los Angeles Times.

Inherited Airstreams (You Get a Lot More Than Keys)

Moving the Airstreams along in time, from grandpa to dad to son—a piece about family histories seen through the windows of the Silver Bullets. Published in the Fall 2013 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Reading, a Love Story

The heroin of books. Reading: once you’ve had a taste, you’re hungry forever. Published in October 2013 on Writer Unboxed.

This Trade Wind Blows the Blues Away

Robert Whitall is on a mission from God—or at least from Airstream. He’s been traveling to blue festivals for years, and using his trailer as the mobile publishing center for his Big City Rhythm and Blues magazine. Published in the Fall 2013 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Sea Hunt, Microscopic Version

Tiny things, big impact. A short piece on how those teensy-weensy ocean phytoplankton have more than a little to do with our breathing. Give them more respect (and care), the little critters. Published in the Fall 2013 edition of The American Scholar magazine.

A Slice of Cabo Wry

A travel junket to Los Cabos where I was shocked, shocked to find they encourage you to drink tequila. Perhaps more than you expected. (Mom, I didn’t get married to anyone named Zelda, I promise.) Published in October 2013 on Dave’s Travel Corner.

The Johnny Cash Approach to Novel Writing

Perhaps you aren’t acquainted with Johnny Cash’s fictional efforts. Me neither, but he makes for a great example of gathering stories, and putting them together, as odd and unrelated as the elements might seem. Published in August 2013 on Writer Unboxed.

I Sweat, Therefore I Am (Sweaty)

An ever-so-damp detailing of what it’s like to live on a tropical isle (Hint: it’s hot.). Published in August 2013 on Dave’s Travel Corner.

This Isn’t Rocket Science (but What Is It?)

Dr. Edward Tufte is famed for his work with using data and images to truly deliver high-resolution information without clutter and distraction. But did you know he designs and builds gigantic, arresting sculptures (“megaliths”), one of which is a truly original take on an Airstream? Published in the Summer 2013 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Make Mine Mediterranean

Raising a champagne glass to the considerable charms of Santa Barbara (which makes me think it’s time for another visit). Published in August 2013 on Dave’s Travel Corner.

Mark Twain’s 10-Sentence Course on Branding and Marketing

All the buzz (or sludge) about “brand me” and “platform” isn’t the stuff of now. Mark Twain had it down 100 years ago—and he still has an amusing thing or two to say about how it’s done. Published in July 2013 on MarketingProfs.

Tequila and Cookies: Writing Perks to Push Your Pages

You probably thought writers used fervid affirmations to propel themselves to pile words on the page. Nope. Tequila and cookies, baby, tequila and cookies. Published in June 2013 on Writer Unboxed.

Without an Address, You Can’t Go Home

An exposition—or perhaps confession—on my Vegas days, which includes a stripper, a stolen car and dark times at the blackjack tables. Hey, it all led to me going to college, so living in Vegas is all about moral uplift. Published in June 2013 (and chosen as second-place winner of the travel-writing contest) on Dave’s Travel Corner.

The Other Side of Paradise

An essay on how a house-sit on a lovely Caribbean isle can go so very wrong. Published in June 2013 on Dave’s Travel Corner.

Megaliths by a Polymath

A peek at the mad sculptural genius of Dr. Edward Tufte, who continues to pursue data purity as a vocation, but can’t help but build awesome works of inventive art on the side. Published in the Summer 2013 edition of The American Scholar magazine.

Take a Punctuation Mark Out to Lunch

You probably had no idea of the personality quirks and fervid emotional states of punctuation marks. I bare all to the world here (and you could lose an eye wielding that exclamation point, so be careful!). Published in May 2013 on Writer Unboxed.

What Stays in Vegas: Your Hangover

Just a blip of an article, but it’s as concentrated as a splitting headache: learn about the Hangover Heaven bus in Las Vegas, where you can have that hapless head soothed by oxygen and vitamin doses. Published in the March/April 2013 issue of Draft magazine.

Flesh and Blood, Meet Flesh and Blood

How to be a human being in business; my finalist entry in Firepole Marketing’s Awesome Engagement Strategies contest. (Of course, being a human being is always advisable, strategic or not.) Published in January 2013 on Firepole Marketing’s site.

The Ultimate Trail Mix

A feet’s-on review (no sweating) of hiking trails in the Monterey Bay. Published in the 2013 edition of GuestLife Monterey Bay magazine.

Willy Wonka, M.D.

A brief (but still sweet) look at the history of chocolate, from a bitter brew to bourbon-laden bounty. Published in the Winter 2013 edition of The American Scholar magazine.

The Word on Golf

An insightful interview with golf-instructing legend Laird Small. Published in the 2013 edition of GuestLife Monterey Bay magazine.

Divine Dining on Wheels, Euro-Style

A close peek (interior and out) of the sophisticated process and the results of European conversions of Airstreams into silver-polished mobile advertisements, dining cars and presentation centers for heavy hitters like Veuve Clicquot. Published in the Winter 2012 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Why Do You Write?

My Men With Pens post on what brought me, as a goggle-eyed adolescent, to look at writing as a form of deep expression and exploration. (Yeah, heavy dude, I know.) Published in November 2012 on the Men With Pens site.

My Lawn, My Life

A fun contest of the Gotham Writer’s Workshop, requesting a 50-word monologue on suburban life in the 60s. Just for being one of the five finalists, I won two tickets to the Broadway revival of Who’s Afraid of Virgninia Woolf. Published in November 2012 on the Gotham Writer’s Workshop site.

Mary Andersen, Web Maven

Here’s my profile of a blogger’s blogger, one of the many members of the Santa Cruz, CA Community Media Lab. Published in the November 14, 2012 edition of the Santa Cruz Sentinel newspaper.

Preserving the Dead

Thirty years of the Dead: that’s more than just a lot of music (though they’re still going through the music). It’s a vast collection of artwork, letters, concert posters, crazed bits of psychedelia and some indescribable oddities. And now that trove has been collected in an archive at the University of California at Santa Cruz. A short look, published in the Fall 2012 edition of The American Scholar magazine.

Airstream Vice: Less Naughty, More Nice

Why camp in your trailer when you can use it as a full bar, espresso operation, pot-prescription exam room and more? Published in the Summer, 2012 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Digging Into Dickens

A quickie in honor of Charles Dickens’s 200th b-day. Even an old English major like me had to furrow my brows to parse this one, but it’s worth it. Published in the Summer 2012 edition of The American Scholar magazine.

The Short, Happy Lives of Short Story Collections

Me waxing poetic (but short, mind you) on how short story collections are the weird sister of the publishing world. Published in May, 2012 on the Guide to Literary Agents blog.

How Word Seeds Make Word Trees

A bit of beguiling business on how you can face the terrors of the blank page by seeding it beforehand with a few budding or ripening “word seeds.” Published in March 2012 in Upmarket, a Squidoo magazine.

Why You Should Invite Your Customers to a Campfire Storytelling Session

How storytelling (and we’re talking storytelling from an authentic perspective) is the best means to make a connection between your business and your customers. And maybe even between you and your girlfriend. Published in March 2012 on Men With Pens.

Waiting for Your Ship to Come in? Don’t Expect Dinner

Bronze (3rd Place) winner of the 2011 Best Travel Writing Solas Awards in the “Travel and Shopping” category, sponsored by Traveler’s Tales. How obtaining your daily bread (and other good stuff) can be a wee bit challenging for bewildered Westerners on a far-off tropical isle. Published March, 2012

Mark Twain, a Fiery Editor

Honorary Mention in the “100 Words or Fewer Writing Contest.” A little story biscuit about the master’s writing habits. It’s good fun to try to write within such constraints as a 100-word shoebox. You’ll have to search for my name among all those snooty winners. Published March, 2012

How Pedaling Your Bike Is Actually Pedaling Your Mind

How the cosmos showers you with writing inspirations, if you just move your mind via your body. (And wear your helmet, in case of heavy cosmos showers.) Published in February 2012 in Upmarket, a Squidoo magazine.

A Silver Cigar, Trailer-Made for Toting Stogies

A plushly outfitted Airstream that comes to you—laden with cigars and booze and promo opportunities. What’s not to like? Published in the Winter, 2011 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

A Trailer for Every (Austin) Trade

Austin is glutted with Airstreams that serve every kind of food imaginable. But as many Austin entrepreneurs know, Airstreams make for much more than wheeled burger palaces. Published in the Winter, 2011 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Turkey Tales and Turkey Tails: An Island Christmas

Santa looks peculiar covered in sweat. Christmas musings of the palm tree variety, published in December 2011 on Squidoo.

Tolstoy, Take a Hike

That Tolstoy guy wasn’t so hot—see how I reject that puff piece, War and Peace, in this Writer’s Digest article. Published in the Nov/Dec 2011 issue of Writer’s Digest.

Five places for getting to the soul of whiskey

A few unusual venues for the whiskey arts, including how to take your shots in popsicle form. Published in the Sunday, November 6 edition of the San Francisco Chronicle.

Galileo and Leonardo da Vinci Walk into a Bar …

Galileo and Leonardo discuss the merits and demerits of a copywriter focusing on a single niche versus writing for a spectrum of clients and across genres. Leonardo wins. Published in the Sunday, November 27 edition of Bob Poole’s Daily Doughnuts.

Stupid People (Halloween) Tricks

Mom, don’t read this article of how your son used to terrorize the neighborhood on Halloween. I’ve reformed, I promise. Published in October (of course) on Squidoo.

The Isle of Kites

A breezy look at the Big Wind Kite Factory, which has been making custom kites—and teaching kids how to fly them—for more than 30 years on the Hawaiian island of Molokai. Published in the June/July issue of Hana Hou, the in-flight magazine of Hawaiian Airlines.

How to Take a Writer’s Retreat

How to plan out—and accomplish—a personal writer’s retreat. The mindset, the means and an incomparable atmosphere. Published in the new 2012 edition of Guide to Literary Agents.

Coastal Delight

Nothing like a travel piece on Big Sur in which I get to showcase my own elderly Benz. Published in the July, 2011 edition of Mercedes Enthusiast magazine.

To Russia, with Love

A striking travel tale of a technologically outfitted Airstream motoring through Russia and the Ukraine (where Airstreams are likened to UFOs). Published in the Summer, 2011 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

How Not to Write Like an Idiot

A series of editing tips (with bloody examples of my own editing fiascos) on this popular business writing blog. Published in May 2011 on Men With Pens magazine.

On the Road with the Wandering Book Artists

Traveling the U.S. with a hand-built “gypsy wagon,” book artists Peter and Donna Thomas give workshops and a personal peek into the artistry of handmade books. Published in the March, 2011 edition of Fine Books and Collections magazine.

St. George Slays Many Spirits Dragons

A peek behind the barrels at the distilling practices and pursuits of St. George Spirits, a California craft distiller that produces a notable range of soulful libations. Published in the Winter 2010-2011 edition of Whisky Life and Spirits magazine, a publication of the Whisky Guild.

See Where This Passport Will Take You

A word-tour (too bad there are no shot glasses) of the Urban Bourbon Passport Program, a jolly lineup of bourbony bars in Louisville, KY where you can quaff from a liberal collection of fine bourbons at nine warm establishments. There will be a gleam in your eyes as bright as the one in the glass. Published in the Winter 2010-2011 edition of Whisky Life and Spirits magazine, a publication of the Whisky Guild.

Airstreams at Work

A round-up piece of various business enterprises run out of Airstream trailers. I wrote the Harveys “seatbags,” Shasta Tourism and Aha Moments pieces. Published in the Winter 2010 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Mixing Moonshine with Your Airstream

What makes a wedding all the more shiny (and romantic too)? Having your Airstream as its centerpiece, along with a cooperative full-moon night. Published in the Fall 2010 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Watsonville, My Kind of Town

Polishing the mirror on my adopted hometown, Watsonville, CA. Published in Smithsonian.com’s My Kind of Town section, August 2010.

Smoothing Out the Wrinkles in Classic Aluminum

Profile of a couple who innocently bought a new Airstream trailer, plunging them down the fateful path of Airstream infatuation: they now own—and are refurbishing—nine vintage Airstreams, including some cool collectibles. Published in the Fall 2010 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Color and Form

A colorful (and form-filled) collection of essays written by the members of Triiibes, Seth Godin’s network of entrepreneurs, marketers and wily poker players. Mine is the last one in the ebook, titled Ideas Take Shape. Published in August, 2010 on Scribd.

Steinbeck’s Roads Were Made for an Airstream

Airstream Life article on an intrepid fellow who retraced John Steinbeck’s Travels with Charley route on the 50th anniversary of the book’s publication. And he brought his Maltese along too (though that pup goes by Max, not Charley). Published in the Summer 2010 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

Pancakes to Go

Airstream Life article on modern miracle: organic pancake mix in a can. Next thing you know, they’ll give away plastic toys at burger joints. Published in the Summer 2010 edition of Airstream Life magazine.

At Pinnacles, Looking In on a Condor Nursery

LA Times travel piece on the first nesting condors (and baby chick) in 100 years at Pinnacles National Monument, one otherworldly place. Published in April 2010 in the Sunday edition of the Los Angeles Times.

7 Things I’ve Learned So Far

A chance for me to trumpet my broad knowledge of writing in a dictatorial fashion, on the Guide to Literary Agents blog. (Well, really just me taking a shot at how to get some writing done, amidst all those publishing parties and Oprah invitations.) Published in April 2010.

Trailers for Sale or Rent

Airstreams—restored vintage trailers or spankin’ new—are now available for rent from individual owners, some even with towing privileges for the renters. See some beautiful restorations and learn about the Airstream rental world. Published in Airstream Life magazine, Spring 2010 edition.

Marty’s Violin

A short essay on a desert setting’s magic soothing the seethings of camping antagonism. Winner of the “adult entry” category of the National Steinbeck Center’s “What’s Your Story” contest. Published in February 2010.

Flight Lessons

Being the goggled-eyed witness to a fledgling swallow’s first flight (and everything leading up to blastoff, after being the happy (?) host to the swallow’s parents in my garage. Published in The Ultimate Bird Lover anthology, January 2010.

Here’s How

and

Fear and Loathing 2010

ebooks (PDFs)

Two ebooks inspired by Seth Godin’s free What Matters Now ebook, supplying the advice of 70 “big thinkers” on moving ahead with insight and progression in the new year. Here’s How and Fear and Loathing, which offer variations on how to make a practical difference in behavior and practice for the social good, were produced by the members of Godin’s Triiibes network. I wrote a piece for both books, and was one of the principal editors for the project. Published in January, 2010.

The Unkindest Cut

What could be more fun than reading about my vasectomy? (But it’s funny, honest.) Published in You & Me magazine, August 2009.

Crime Pays

What do you do with your youthful indiscretion? Sell it! A story about a story about shoplifting, good enough for second place in the Writer’s Market 2010 Freelance Success Stories contest.

Liquor Without Labels

Who knows what’s going on in your neighbor’s house—or more precisely, their bathtub? A piece on home distillers of booze, currently in resurgence, and not restricted to the Southern rum runners of old. Published in the July/August issue of Draft magazine.

All that Jazz (and Airstreams too)

A profile of jazz musician and Airstream aficionado Teresa Doyle, who fills the air of her Prince Edward Island artists’ retreat with music (and fills the fields with Airstreams). Published in Airstream Life magazine, Summer 2009.

Debbie Israel Takes Flight

Think you’ve got a commute? Debbie Israel commuted five years, twice a week, from Houston and Santa Cruz to a Los Angeles rabbinical school to become a rabbi. She made it. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, May 2009.

The Soul of Charcoal

Good grilling starts with your attitude, according to the lads at Blackboard Catering. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, May 2009.

A Sweaty, Sweet Time on Kauai

How to work off some Kauai-made treats by treating yourself to some of the island’s fabled—and heart-accelerating—wonders. Published in the Los Angeles Times, April 2009

Tropical Whine

A desperate cry of thirst for a glass of good wine on a tiny Micronesian island. Published in Wine Enthusiast magazine, April 2009.

Grow Food Parties plant sustaining seeds

Harvesting volunteer labor, Grow Food Party crews create instant gardens—and a network of sustainability and friendship—in Santa Cruz backyards. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, April 2009

Alladin Nursery: Blossoming at 90

Earthquakes, floods and fires—nothing stops the progress of one of Santa Cruz County’s most venerable nurseries. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, April 2009

Rabbinical Rock

Rock Shabbat tilts the temple for Friday night service at Santa Cruz’s Temple Beth El. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, April 2009

For the Dunphy Brothers, Life’s a Kick

Profile of two brothers, both martial arts experts, whose pursuits have taken somewhat divergent paths. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, March 2009

There’s Magic in the Music

A St. Paddy’s day profile of Mary Mc Laughlin, Santa Cruz, CA–based singer and teacher of Gaelic choir and Celtic music. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, March 2009

The American Engine

Silver (2nd Place) winner of the 2009 Best Travel Writing Solas Awards in the “Travel and Transformation” category, sponsored by Traveler’s Tales. A stab at capturing the essential Americanness of hitting the open road. Published February, 2009

Santa Cruz Kisses Back

Profiles of five Santa Cruz, CA couples, looking at how the special qualities of Santa Cruz County are expressive of their romance and their relationships. Published in Santa Cruz Magazine, February 2009.

Still Winning at 90 Years Young

A inspiration at 90: a profile of Ernie Rideout, Santa Cruz sailor and raconteur, having just won another National-level sailing race, and showing no sign of slowing down. Published in Sailing magazine, December 2008.

East vs West Smackdown: Which Literary Agents Are Better?

New York has been the hub of the publishing world for a long time, but in Internet days, much about closing a publishing deal has changed. Or has it? Published on the Guide to Literary Agents blog, December 2008.

Life and Death in the Emergency Room

An article on a harrowing day spent with my elderly father in the emergency room. Luckily, we both got out alive (though others weren’t so lucky). Published by You and Me magazine, December 2008.

Tribes Casebook and Q&A<

I’m a member of Seth Godin’s Tribes, a (to this point) closed social network centered around his concepts of tribes, as detailed in his new book, which examines associated notions of leadership and viral ideas in tribe-building. Four of my “case studies” were accepted for Godin’s Tribes Casebook.
The casebook is a compilation of various Tribes members’ explorations of what tribes are all about, how they begin, work, and don’t work. My pieces can be found on page 15, 58, 60 and 61.

The Q&A explores, though a series of related and evolving questions and answers, concrete examples of tribal origins, communications, challenges, business applications and future-focused discussions on changing the nature of business through tribal principles. I contributed several questions, answers, and was an editor for the entire book. Below is a video that will give you a sense of what the Q&A is all about.

Marshal South and Wally Byam: Parallel Roads, Different Destinations

Profiles the convergence and divergence in the pursuit, achievement and defeat of dreams in the lives of Marshal South, an artist, writer and self-styled desert hermit, and Wally Byam, the inventor of the Airstream. Published in Airstream Life, Fall 2008.

Volunteers, the Soul of the Monterey Bay Aquarium

A tribute to the depth and dedication of the vast volunteer force at the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Published in ExpressLane, the in-flight magazine of Express Jet, June 2008.

Going to (and Away From) the Dogs

Silver (2nd Place) winner of the 2008 Best Travel Writing Solas Awards in the “Travel and Sports” category, sponsored by Traveler’s Tales. A cautionary tale of avoiding becoming canine lunch while bicycling on a Micronesian island. Published March, 2008.

Adventures in Man Land

A puzzled piece on the “Man Land” phenomenon. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, August, 2007.

Honey, Saddle Up the Spider

A light look the small cracks in travel’s wide road. Published as one of the “Thanksgiving Turkeys” in the Los Angeles Times, November 2006.

The Sony Reader Is a Work in Progress

A look at Sony’s new ebook reader, with enthusisasm and skepticism vying for attention. Published in Wired, September, 2006.

From Crags to Coast

Looking for a couple of days of classic California? Take some hints from my article on the dizzying array of delights found on a weekend trip from craggy heights to the coolest of coasts. Published in the San Diego Union-Tribune, May 2006.

For Sale: English, Cheap

My struggled—and strangled—attempts to teach English on a tiny island in Micronesia, published in the May/June 2006 issue of Adjunct Advocate. (To all my students: would it have been better if I’d worn the clown shoes?)

Fading Father, Falling Son

An effort to peer into the gaps, distances and bridges of understanding and emotion between my father and me, filtered though the prism of his Alzheimer’s disease. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, April, 2006. Fourth-place winner in Writer’s Digest 74th annual writing competition, in the Inspirational category.

The Beat Goes On (The Road)

A look at the Beatmobile, Jerry Cimino’s Beat Generation rolling museum and its travels across the U.S. Published in Airstream Life, Winter 2006 issue.

The Bully and his Booty

An account of the infamous pirate Bully Hayes and the potential of his stolen riches having been buried for over a century on the Micronesian island of Kosrae. Published in Treasure Cache, the 2006 annual digest of Lost Treasure magazine.

The Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk Is Big All Over

A piece detailing the boggling oddity of viewing local S.F. Bay Area broadcasts on our “local,” regular channels–on a Micronesian island 5,000 miles away. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, May, 2005.

It’s All About the “I”

A first-person essay about writing first-person essays, published in Personal Writing, a special edition of Writer’s Digest magazine, April 2005. Reprinted in the newsstand Writer’s Digest, August 2005.

Trailer Park Transformation

A succint piece on using a vintage Airstream as the aluminum flagstone (besides bathroom and kitchen) for the expansion of a home on and around the trailer. Published in Airstream Life, Winter 2005.

The River Never Ends

First-place winner of the LP WordSolutions First Reader essay contest, December, 2004. A short piece on why The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is a treasure.

Another eBay Treasure

The perils of eBay shopping, where with a click you can buy an Airstream trailer–sight unseen–and have its antique aluminum amazements delivered to your driveway from hundreds of miles away. Published in the Summer 2004 issue of Airstream Life magazine.

Airstream Restorers

A condensed version of this profile of three Airstream restorers–whose work sometimes results in exotic trailer reworkings upwards of $100,000–was published in Airstream Life’s Summer issue, 2004.

Man vs. Rat

A grisly account of a pitched battle between a flustered homeowner and a crafty rat (and nobody wins). Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, June, 2004.

A Juarez Holiday

Stick an 18-year-old in a Greyhound for three days and then let him loose in Juarez. Oh dear. Published as an Editor’s Choice in Traveler’s Tales, June, 2004. Here’s an audio version, broadcast on KUSP in Santa Cruz, CA in 2004, as part of the Foreign Stories Project.

Pinnacles Provides Glimpses at Condors, History

A wide-eyed look at the marvels in and around the Pinnacles National Monument, published in the San Jose Mercury News, May, 2004.

If You Are What You Eat, Then I’m a Cheeseburger in Paradise

The perils and pleasures (?) of gobbling a 1,200 calorie fast-food burger after 20 years of abstinence. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, March, 2004.

Micronesia, Macro Fun

The startling (and sweaty) travel experiences on the tiny Micronesian island of Kosrae, published in the San Jose Mercury News, March, 2004.

Fragrant mangrove swamp teems with bats, exotic fruit, island lore

A sidebar to the Micronesia piece above, published in the same S.J. Mercury issue.

To Catch a Thief: Nocturnal Observations on Raccoons

A screed both admiring and antagonistic about the wily raccoons who preyed on my outdoor fish tanks and my Rube Goldberg attempts to thwart them. Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel in November, 2003.

Barking Dogs and Me, A Loud Story

A piece about the pestilential persecution of my ears by neighborhood dogs, published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel in October, 2003.

A Period Piece with Fresh Panache

An affectionate look at the Airstream trailer, published online at things magazine; print publication in Fall 2003.

Letter Perfect

A light look at the source of article ideas, published online at AbsoluteWrite, 2003.

Breathing Exercises for Writers

My own methods for extracting words from brain to page. Published online at WriteThinking, 2002.

Safe Computing: How to Protect Your Computer, Your Body, Your Data, Your Money and Your Privacy in the Information Age

An informative (try and overlook my self-congratulation) how-to book on dealing with viruses, hackers, Internet fraud, ergonomic issues, data loss and many other computing concerns. 200 pages with shareware CD for Mac and Windows.

Checking Your References

A paean to the dictionary, published in the Summer 2002 issue of Verbatim, The Language Quarterly.

Tomorrow

A light piece on writer’s procrastination, published online at AbsoluteWrite, June 2002.

The Einsteins Meet the Boxing Nun

Thrilling video documentary on harrowing encounter for the Einsteins. Excuse the video fidelity—I did it with a digital camera. Might load slowly on a dial-up.

Requiem for Buddha

Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, February 2001.

Passages

Published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel, July 2001; Honorable Mention, Writer’s Digest 2001 Personal Essay Contest.

Labor Day

Published in SV, the magazine of the San Jose Mercury News, September, 2000.

All Things Bright and Shiny

Published in SV; June 2000.

Desert Planet

Published in SV; January 2000.

Transcendental Trash

Published in SV; August 1999.

The Spirit of Jack Daniel’s

Published in the San Francisco Chronicle; reprinted in the Brown Forum.

My Cup Runneth Dreary

Published in Motorland; reprinted in The Adventure of Food, a Traveler’s Tales publication, in November of 1999 and as a StoryHouse coffee label in 2001.

A Bird on the Brain

Published in West, a former magazine of the San Jose Mercury News, February 1998.

Last Glove

Published in the Santa Cruz Good Times.

Embarrassment of Riches

Published in SV, November, 1999

Tattle Telecommutant

Published in the Santa Cruz Metro.

Obsessions, Compulsions, and Other Pastimes

Published in the Santa Cruz Good Times

A Vintage Whine

Published in the online magazine, Zinos.

Josepha

An .mp3 file of fair Alice reading a little piece of mine on a local Santa Cruz radio station. (Depending on bandwidth and how your browser is configured, it should stream, so that playback is immediate.)

Evil Oils

Alice once again mouthing off on the radio, reciting a story I wrote about our recent Christmas debacle. A mouthful, but still less than 3MB.