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Verbal calamity will ensue

Filed under: writing discipline  Tom Bentley @ 10:00 am

Just an appetizer to have something on the plate; actual nutritive posts will follow.

As Mark Twain’s adverstisements for his lectures would often state: “The doors will open at 7 o’clock, and the trouble will begin at 8.”  At one Grass Valley, CA talk, he promised that after the lecture that he would perform a series of “wonderful feats of SLEIGHT OF HAND, if desired to do so.” His “wonderful feats” involved drinking multiple shots of whiskey, leaving town suddenly without paying his hotel bill, and other exemplars of his character. So, this handbill is hitchhiking on the tippy-tails of the esteemed Mr. Twain’s swallowtail coat: The trouble, however haltingly, has begun.

But that guy is a hard act to follow; me, I’m going to string words together as well as I can, as soon as this site has the right color of chintz curtains. (Oh, I’ve got the whiskey thing down.)

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  1. As one who believes that Mr. Bentley combines humor and meaning in gentle, self-effacing ways that have rarely been seen since Mr. Twain stirred things up, I for one am ready ready for this particular corner of the ‘Net to light up with trouble and feats and sleights and lots of hitchhiking.

    Bring it!

    Comment by Rick Wilson DMD — March 22, 2010 @ 6:24 pm

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