As a historian who relies exclusively on lies, only I can sufficiently explain that Vikings were the original editors. And effective editors they were.
Please view the film below, where I let the world know about the early—and brutal—days of editing, and how that has affected editors today.
I had no idea.
Now, I do.
Miss Fiona approves of the closing credits. Best Beloved approves of the entire concept.
Well Joel, history’s secrets often don’t surface until much later. For instance, did you know that Marco Polo invented the popsicle? I didn’t either.
Glad Fiona and Sue found something of interest in my epic!
You use words with such wild abandon, it’s almost easy to disbelieve your hysterical; er, historical revelations.
I’ve noticed, in my life, that most liars use words. This is what makes them such dangerous tools.
Not that I’m calling YOU a liar. This time.
Oh Joel, I don’t use words—they use me. Or I just stumblingly try to herd them, with mixed effect. As for the lies, they are just an accessory item, like a nice scarf, to dress up the table.
I have scarfed potato chips, but never lies, or tables.